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Best Lines Ever!

 

We've all done it.  We're watching a movie and the character in the film says something and we think, "Wow!  That's a great line!"  Well here's a collection of a few of my personal favorites...

 

"I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby."
        - 10 Things I Hate About You

"We're sort of like 7-11.  We may not always be doing business, but we're always open..."
        - The Boondock Saints

"Have you seen my stapler?"
  
     - Office Space

"Don't do drugs!!"
  
     - Almost Famous

"Looking for a boyfriend in high school is like searching for meaning in a Polly Shore movie."
  
     - Clueless

"A pen.  I give her my heart and she gives me a pen."
        - Reality Bites

"You know I'm not friends with ugly people!"
        - 200 Cigarettes

"I'm sorry.  All I heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp."
  
     - Mr. Deeds

"Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."
        - Amelie

"He's P-I-S-E-D!"
        - The Sweetest Thing

"I don't even own a piece of shit, I have to envy yours."
        - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"So my choice is 'or death?'  Well, I'll have the chicken, please."
        - Eddie Izzard: Dressed To Kill

"That's right we're gonna die because you couldn't wash a damn dish!"
        - Comedy Central presents Judy Gold

"Wait!  I didn't get to tell you about the frog that tries to cross the street!"
        - Comedy Central presents Nick Swardson

"Think like a cougar..."
        - The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

"My name is Inego Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."
        - The Princess Bride

"Do you know how much therapy you people need?"
        - Heartbreakers

"Hello Lucy...fer."
        - Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

"You my boy, Blue!"
        - Old School

"Say hello to my little friend!"
        - Scarface

"You see, I suffer from short-term memory loss.  I forget things almost instantly!  It runs in my family.  At least...I think it does...where are they...?  Can I help you?"
        - Finding Nemo

"I'll sing show tunes!"
        - The Sure Thing

"I want.  My.  Two dollars!!"
  
     - Better Off Dead

"Top 5 - with a buller!"
        - High Fidelity